To Whom It May Concern:

Dear Socially Inept Thirsty Dudes Trying to Holla at the Club,

I’ve composed a list of things that might respond better to “psssssss psssssss”. They are as follows:

A tire going flat, Piss, Something cooking in a skillet, Your deflated ego when I tell you to letta loose my damn arm and get the hell outta my face…

I hope that helps.

Regards

The “stuck up bitch”

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